Impossible Colors is the definitive dirt machine for the adventurous player. By utilizing a transformer-coupled input stage, this pedal emulates the interaction between pickups and your amp, making it completely agnostic to pedalboard placement—even after buffers.
Built with hand-selected vintage transistors, it covers a staggering range: light boost, dynamic overdrive, compressed distortion, and "impossible" glitchy textures that mimic horns or sub-octave synths. With the Tuba/Megaphone depth switch and three distinct clipping modes, it offers a spectrum of analog dirt that ranges from "polite" to "pure chaos."